a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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