Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Your dad touched me again.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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