Christians are straight up FREAKS
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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