normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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