This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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