He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
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You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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