I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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