real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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