Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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