hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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