I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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