We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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