You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
50% drunk capacity currently
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
