If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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