R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
They took my balls.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
