Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
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I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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