he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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