Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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