Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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