It's just like the Real World with babies
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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