Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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