when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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