But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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