Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him