i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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