Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
please don't ironically join a cult
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