you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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