Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
its not stalking. its research.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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