I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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