Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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