i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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