No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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