2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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