Where did you get a picture of my penis
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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