i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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