I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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