i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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