So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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