oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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