a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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