just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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