smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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