90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
My ass is underappreciated
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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