OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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