I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Acid is not a monday night drug
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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