all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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