? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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