Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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