hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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