What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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