Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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