I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize