he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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