i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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